Hunting Trolls in Norway

Norway is the land of trolls. Real trolls, not those socially-stunted, hate-fuelled nuisances that lurk on messageboards and shout “faggot nigger” at every rational, reasonable comment and make jokes at the expense of 13-year-old suicide tragedies. No, I’m talking real trolls, 13-foot monstrosities that live in the woods and eat goats. Now, I’ll admit I…

Out of Office Auto Reply

I’m posting this from Oslo, Norway. I’m here enjoying my first Scandinavian city in great company and with traditional food. Or at least that’s what I’m imagining, because as I write this it’s five days before my trip. I’m using the Schedule function for the first time. For all I know, as you read this…